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April 07 Re: simple css menuApril 06 Banta Sing Jokes !!!*********************************************** Prince Charles & Banta were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Banta thinks "how poetic" Babta says, "pass the custard you bastard". *********************************************** Banta at bar in New York . Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Banta says - "Baljith Singh Married" *********************************************** Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Banta : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but?? how much is DRIVING salary...? *********************************************** Babta's theory : Moon is more impt. than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! *********************************************** Banta and Santa are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO... *********************************************** Babta shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office.... *********************************************** Banta and Santa looking at Egyptian mummy. Banta : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Santa : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!.... *********************************************** Banta on an interview 4 da post detective. Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Banta : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating....... *********************************************** Banta for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR. *********************************************** Interviewar: what s ur qualification? Banta : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? Banta : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.... *********************************************** Amitab in KBC: In which state Cauvery flows? Banta : liquid state..... Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE banta's relatives....... *********************************************** -- Pradyut http://pradyut.tk http://oop-edge.blogspot.com/ http://pradyutb.blogspot.com/ http://praddy-photos.blogspot.com/ http://oop-edge.spaces.live.com/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/praddy http://groups.google.com/group/oop_programming India |
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